3 Reasons Friends(+) Thought I Might Be Trans

  1. "You have sociolinguistic speech patterns reminiscent of a gay man, but I figured you're from California and they all just sound gay over there."
  2. "I noticed that you were unusually assertive for a woman, but I figured you were just American."
  3. "It wasn't very hard for me to notice that you don't have a cervix."

What Johnny Thinks of Men Who Reject Women They've Already Slept With After Finding Out They're Trans

My mom makes this anchovy dip everyone loves then they ask her what it’s made of and she says anchovies and they say oh no I don’t like anchovies.

You’ve already had the dip. You like anchovies.