3 Reasons Friends(+) Thought I Might Be Trans

  1. "You have sociolinguistic speech patterns reminiscent of a gay man, but I figured you're from California and they all just sound gay over there."
  2. "I noticed that you were unusually assertive for a woman, but I figured you were just American."
  3. "It wasn't very hard for me to notice that you don't have a cervix."