Hey! Strangest thing: I was having morning coffee and saw a link to yoru website, where I learned your secret! So cool -- I had no idea! Anyway, I'm totally disappointed that we never got to find out you didn't have a cervix :/
Hopefully you can forgive me for being young and nursing a "broken heart" and running off like a loon. I'm as old now as you were then, if you can believe it, which helps make it clear i was an idiot when i was young (i know, i know join the club).
Anyway, love your website, great to hear from you, and your writing is amazing.